Guest Blog: Travel Writing Tips from Paul Kilduff

Hi, my name is Paul Kilduff and I have written the book that has been Ireland’s best selling non-fiction work for the past two months – Ruinair.  It’s a humorous travelogue around Europe. Why does Ryanair ‘suck’ as an airline? I will allow their Chief Executive Michael O’Leary to reply…

Tomorrow – Guest blogger Paul Kilduff

My 12-odd regular readers may have taken note that I never have guest bloggers here at KB. If you’ve assumed that this is because I’m not very good at sharing, you hit it right on the button. I drink wine alone with the lights out and the shades drawn for…

Bucharest Notes – Awful, but less awful than expected

Bucharest was pretty dreadful, but I’ve had worse. Naples comes to mind – and that hellhole Andorra la Vella. Or that time in Los Angeles, when I drove from UCLA to Orange County… Nevertheless, I won’t be buying property in Bucharest soon or even investing in a 10-ride metro card….

When next we speak, I’ll be on Romania time

Actually, I don’t really have anything else to say to you guys. I board a flight in just over 24 hours and as soon as I touch the ground in Bucharest, I’ll be a blur of over-Red Bulled, under-rested, stress-addled, bilingual jabbering motion for the next four weeks. I could…

Who goes to Saipan?

Although it breaks all the rules of travel writing – I say that like I ever learned them in the first place – I’m going to start this destination report on Saipan on a negative note, so I can get the bad juju out of the way and spend the…

What’s up with Guam tourism? Spoiler: It’s super fun, really

Yes, I’m finally posting what may very well be my least useful destination review ever: Guam tourism. Something like 1.8% of all annual visitors to Guam are Pinkies and having checked my blog visitor stats from the past week, I know that 0.0% of you are visiting from Asian countries…

This is what’s pissing me off today (April 23rd, 2008)

Yeah, yeah, I’m posting twice this week, so just get over it already. Take your non-mouse hand, reach up and close your mouth before something flies in there and dies. This relative flurry of posting is partly to make up for my rare, if ever, post frequency while I’m in…

Let’s try a new trend in travel media: DON’T disclose details about your drug habit – Just try. For me.

For f*cks sake. What is it lately with idiots in travel media happily volunteering details about their enthusiastic drug use? First the most short-sighted travel writer in the history of the world – since the guy that moblogged the Crusades – regaled us with how he used/traded/sold drugs during his…

Hello new LP business cards! Goodbye anonymity!

I bet you all clicked over here expecting biblical raving about what everyone else is raving about right now in the form of a “This is what’s pissing me off today” to end all “This is what’s pissing me off todays”. Well, you’re not getting it. There’s just no point….

The Best of Killing Batteries

Some of you may have noticed that yet another window has appeared in the left margin over the past week. The addition of the “Best of KB” window has made the margin well over two feet long now, but I believe it’s necessary for the benefit of the tens of…

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