When it comes to inept drivers, Russia may have the quantity, but the good ol’ USA still has the quality.

The story goes, a 19-year-old in Chicago allegedly (I have to say that, despite overwhelming evidence) driving a stolen car, got himself into a wee bit of trouble when, to everyone’s chagrin, it was revealed that he can’t drive a car in a straight line.

While attempting to navigate the stolen SUV down Belmont Ave, he hit a cab, and then things escalated quickly.

You’ll want to watch this all the way to the end.

He was ultimately charged with criminal trespass to property, driving without a license, damage to property, leaving the scene of an accident, aggravated assault and driving without valid insurance.