Hit, hit, hit, hit, hit and run driver caught on tape in Chicago

When it comes to inept drivers, Russia may have the quantity, but the good ol’ USA still has the quality.

The story goes, a 19-year-old in Chicago allegedly (I have to say that, despite overwhelming evidence) driving a stolen car, got himself into a wee bit of trouble when, to everyone’s chagrin, it was revealed that he can’t drive a car in a straight line.

While attempting to navigate the stolen SUV down Belmont Ave, he hit a cab, and then things escalated quickly.

You’ll want to watch this all the way to the end.

He was ultimately charged with criminal trespass to property, driving without a license, damage to property, leaving the scene of an accident, aggravated assault and driving without valid insurance.