Have you ever had the sudden need to know how to say “barf” in 17 languages RIGHT NOW? (I know I have.) What you need, my friend, is a word translator that renders the results in a handy map!

I’m sure some bright and creative individual will find a productive use for this European Word Translator, which renders translations of one- and two-word phrases onto a map, that isn’t limited to speed-learning a bunch of naughty words.

But for the rest of us, it’s a few minutes of jolly good, juvenile fun.

To wit:

The applications of this translator are limitless. Mono-lingual tour guides, the United Nations and untold thousands of teenage boys, who need a quick insult to hurl at their opponents in Fortnite.

The project was inspired by the etymology maps subreddit. Is there nothing Reddit can’t do?