If you were thinking of doing something dangerously stupid later today and want to live to tell the tale, drink a whole bunch of beer before you get started. It appears that guzzling eight beers saved a guy from dying after he and a fellow idiot decided to go for…

If I sound out of breath, it’s because I just got back from retrieving the needle for my Idiotometer, which sprung off the device and flew out the window after I scanned this video. Using the limited information I found, let me paint the picture: A bro-dude and his bro-buddies…