Yes, I’m finally posting what may very well be my least useful destination review ever: Guam tourism. Something like 1.8% of all annual visitors to Guam are Pinkies and having checked my blog visitor stats from the past week, I know that 0.0% of you are visiting from Asian countries…

Greetings from the hot, sunny, duty free paradise that is Guam! My five day “familiarization tour” is coming to a close. It’s been a lot better than I’d expected in virtually every way. Furthermore, I think I may have stumbled upon an earth-shaking revelation: I haven’t actually crunched the numbers…