Woman’s violent air horniness causes flight to make emergency landing [VIDEO]


Behold, the first woman in recorded history to force a commercial flight into an emergency landing due to her horniness.

Last week, a Delta flight from Baltimore-Washington to Salt Lake City was diverted to Minneapolis-St Paul after a passenger devolved into angry, screaming, cavewoman, procreation mode mid-flight.

After her seatmate declined what was undoubtedly a highly romantic gesture to fill her sexual void, the woman decided to try the violent, threatening approach to sexual seduction. The situation went downhill from there, as one can see in the above video.

The woman’s forced attempt to join the Mile High Club was reportedly preceded by “a few drinks.” By the time the flight landed, she seemed to have lost her lovin’ feelin’.

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