Welp, my diabolical plan to go around Seattle robbing people has suffered a slight hiccup. Turns out Seattlites won’t hesitate to beat the living crap out of criminals, even when they’re brandishing firearms.
This surveillance video shows how one man got ANGRY when a robber waved a gun in his face while working his way through a Metro bus, reliving people of their cell phones. The unidentified man, who will henceforth be known as Man of Balls of Steel, grabbed the gun and started punching the robber’s lights out. Two other men eventually joined him as the rest of the passengers evacuated the bus.
The 19-year-old suspect was charged with first-degree robbery and attempted armed robbery and may go to jail for up to 15 years.
Meanwhile, Man of Balls of Steel is out there somewhere, with his Clark Kent glasses, leaping over tall buildings in a single bound, watching over the city and protecting the good citizens of Seattle from evildoers.
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