Sometimes when you screw with unfamiliar, foreign bugs, they screw back


Travel tip: Don’t mess with unfamiliar bugs, particularly when they’re found in exotic places like that death box Australia or, in this case, India.

Some exchange students found this guy outside their classroom, decided to bring it inside, detain it and, well, tease it.

As it happens, this is simply a common water bug, found all over there world. They’re not poisonous, but their bite is said to be one of the most painful inflicted by any insect.

“The security guard told me that it doesn’t fly,” says the YouTube description. I’ve gone ahead and translated the video poster’s internal monologue below.

“Look at that bug! Haha! Stupid bug! You belong to us now! We’re going to screw with you because we are the superior species. Resistance is futile! Escape, impossible! I wonder if AAAAAAIIIIIGG!!”