Comments on: Dumped

By: Mikeachim

Mikeachim — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 18:42:37 +0000

I feel your pain.

Personally, I like a passport with a history. Experience counts more than looks.

Can you get a big piece of string and leash her to your new one? (Hellfire, that sounds kinky and generally Wrong). Or is that classed as defacement by the passport control people? As you say, sounds a shame to have to leave the evidence of your globetrotting at home…

By: Benny the Irish polyglot

Benny the Irish polyglot — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 06:19:19 +0000

That post was hilarious!!! :D :D
I have to admit, I was really confused for a minute about what (or who..) you were talking about :P
Excellent blog :D

By: Hammer dude

Hammer dude — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:46:06 +0000

Don’t forget to whack it with a hammer. Kill that microchip. It’s in the back cover, lower down.

By: A. Wannabe Travelwriter

A. Wannabe Travelwriter — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 08:01:31 +0000

I’m on my third and the alimony is killing me.

Hope you got a “pre-nup” with your new one.

And the new ones are all high tech, and all. I’m convinced that I’ve got Dick Cheney stuck in my pants wherever I go now.

(Please, no “two dicks are better than one” quips.)

By: Invisible G.

Invisible G. — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 18:03:21 +0000

My goal is life is to fill up my passport until he leaves me. It hasn’t happened yet. Stop whining, you lucky bastard.

By: mary

mary — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:52:35 +0000

my passport expired and withered from neglect…kind of like my love life.

By: Nomadic Matt

Nomadic Matt — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:32:00 +0000

there’s always more fish in the sea.

By: Leif

Leif — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:04:48 +0000

I haven’t checked in a while, but I was led to believe that you can get a one-time, 24-page insert taped into a US passport and once that was filled you have to get a new.

The worst part is, I’ll be all “I’ve been to 45 countries” and people will look at my pristine passport and go “Riiiiiight.” All my street cred will be gone.

By: April

April — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 21:53:51 +0000

if this is the old passport… i must say (she) looks sharp considering her age. from your description I thought she was wrinkled, fat and loose, but she’s thin and pretty.

By: elfin

elfin — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 21:33:41 +0000

change pusher kid !