Comments on: Introducing “This is what’s pissing me off today”

By: maureen

maureen — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 23:30:44 +0000

Looks like Julian has beaten you to the publishers, about 5 times…but he does seem to be a kindred spirit of yours:
“The Big Book of Sex Quotes” and “The Big Book of National Insults” topping his literary legacy.

By: leif

leif — Sat, 17 Nov 2007 17:18:22 +0000

Adrian – looks like he’s painted with England colors, no?

Lucas – I forgot all about the Penises of the World limerick collection. I’ll pitch it to my agent before you get too much material together.

By: Lucas

Lucas — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:54:49 +0000

Unless, of course, I steal it…

*ahem*

There once was a man from china
who wished that his penis were a vagina.
So he went to hong kong,
and chopped off his schlong;
Now he goes by the name carolina.

By: Lucas

Lucas — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 23:43:55 +0000

The kid’s dutch, and 20k buys a lot less coke, ‘hos and booze than you’d think.

You should cheer up Leif. After all, you still have the Penises of the World limerick collection to fall back on, right?

By: adrian

adrian — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:46:45 +0000

Damn, imagine how much coke, ‘hos and booze that 20K could have bought me!

By: adrian

adrian — Thu, 15 Nov 2007 22:45:41 +0000

The kid giving the finger’s not a yank , is he?